Hits Blunt. 2.0
The last time I smoked weed was when I wrote that blog post about it aka “Hits Blunt” but recently I’ve gotten my hands on it and was able to get high again.
However this time… it was intense.
So it was about a few weeks ago my boyfriend and I (…yes I got a boyfriend 🙂 ) decided to get high together. He was teaching me how to smoke a joint because I could never smoke it right and I’ve only been able to get high off of a bong.
Anyways, all was Gucci I was like odee high… wait I lied, all wasn’t Gucci, I remembered this feeling in my chest where it felt like I needed to burp. Like it was kind of a pressure in the middle of my chest and I was trying not to focus on that pain and I was having a mini heart attack but was trynna stay cool so I took a nap lolsz.
I dead was traveling tho… in my nap like idk where the fuck I was traveling to but I know I was traveling. That weed knocked me the fuck out. I was dizzy and shit I tired so hard to stay present but it was not happening I was dead a walking zombie.
So anyways my boyfriend takes me home and I get out the car and omg remember that “burp like feeling” yep I burped… and then I puked… yes… in front of my boyfriend… and yep them white kicks I was wearing weren’t white anymore. 🙁
I was all like:
and he was all like:
He was really nice about it though but I was literally dead inside and wanted to pretend like I died so I didn’t have to look him in the eyes.
Anywhos after that I basically fell asleep and woke up feeling brand new.
Now I ate ice cream before smoking and that was all I ate that day so maybe that had to do with me vomiting but either way shit was intense lmaoo.
I also looked up my symptoms online and found out I “greened out”, apparently it means I got too high.. lmaoo
After that incident like a week later I decided to get high again and this high was really good, the best one yet. My boyfriend and I were laughing and talking about shit and I felt so much closer to him, I really liked that moment it was really good.
However just like every other time I get high I always be falling asleep, so I went to sleep and slept perfectly fine. I woke up like 3 hours later though because my family and I were going on a road trip and when I woke up I was still high…
I was so confused as to why I was still high and was like whatever it’ll wear off…
but NOPE that wasn’t the case.
The whole day I felt high but not really, it was not bad but it was a little hard to have fun wondering if you’re gonna die or not lmaoo so I’m looking up online wtf is happening to me, like why does my body feel numb and shit.
I’m not sure if I’m high or just broken cause what weed last for that long df. During the road trip I slept so much hoping that feeling would go away but it wouldn’t and I was like well fuck my life is over lmfaoo
It has been legit 4 days after I got high and still felt numb. Like df!
so I’m like welp this is my new life.
My boyfriend was fine from the weed we smoked so it wasn’t laced and after more research I found that it was just that everyone reacts to THC differently and I think because I smoked so much in a short amount of time it was very potent in my blood and the weed I smoked must’ve been a pain reliever so I was like lets just rock with it and see what happens.
I tried coffee but because I read that it’ll help but they LIED!!!… that made shit worst! Felt like the first day of numbness.
I ended up smoking again and after that I was pretty much back to normal
…but what if I’m not normal but I just got used to the feeling…
lmaoo who knows but anyways that’s pretty much my crazy weed story.
Any crazy drug stories? Share it in the comments, I would love to know!
Thanks for reading!!